March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
22 days
faindri:
I don’t think my body can handle it guys dfsgdfsg
m-glaser:
you do not understand how i start shaking and crying whenever i re-watch the part where katniss says she volunteers as a tribute. you will never understand.
February 2012
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
“I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...”
–
Barack Obama
(via rainbowbunniie)
“It sounds ridiculous but my dog was sick with a puppy disease called parvo and...”
– Robert Pattinson on the greatest extravagance he did with his money. (via iwillbeyourgoal)
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
tides:
can someone attractive just fall in love with me and be mine forever
